403 Cubic Inches of Lemons Glory.

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 01/30/2017 at 21:12 • Filed to: None

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Need a 500 dollar car? Want it to have more Cubic inches than your average one ton pick up? Well here you go. A 1978 Buick Electra 225 coupe.

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Isn’t it glorious.

Fins!

Aerodynamic headlights,

Classic Americana, nothing like a tombstone grille and a big V8.

I though blue was for Fords?

And it’s equipped with advanced Rustubtanium weight saving material.

It’ll be fine.

I think my favorite part is the bend in the middle of the hood. Because as it turns out 8 foot long hoods made of thin steel, aren’t actually practical.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/30/2017 at 21:16

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This pile of shit runs?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 01/30/2017 at 21:19

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All it’s carburetated, all it needs is a fuel tank and an alternator.  

shop-teacher > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/30/2017 at 21:20

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Wow, those floors are goooooone!

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/30/2017 at 21:20

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And a tetanus shot.

crowmolly > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 01/30/2017 at 21:21

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Bite your tongue, this is a deuce and a quarter.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > shop-teacher 01/30/2017 at 21:22

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Who needs em.

gmctavish needs more space > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/30/2017 at 21:28

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If it had floors, I’d be down

duurtlang > shop-teacher 01/30/2017 at 21:28

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Ha! I though he had something white on the floor. On second look it’s the snow underneath the car.

I think it’s safe to assume there are no safety inspections in this area...

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > gmctavish needs more space 01/30/2017 at 21:31

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New floor pans would be that hard.

gmctavish needs more space > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/30/2017 at 21:32

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I have no metalworking skills, or access to a shop

crowmolly > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/30/2017 at 21:33

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Not at all. This is a BOF car, too.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > crowmolly 01/30/2017 at 21:33

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It’s brown, deuce...

Slam it and name your team “Droppin’ a Deuce”

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > gmctavish needs more space 01/30/2017 at 21:35

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All you need is. Grander and a rivet gun.

Danger > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/30/2017 at 21:38

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Beautiful

gmctavish needs more space > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/30/2017 at 21:41

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Interesting....I didn’t realize you could rivet in floors. Would that just be a sheet of random steel, or can you actually buy floor pan sections?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > gmctavish needs more space 01/30/2017 at 21:48

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Idk. I mean it would be the right way to do it, but I’m sure you could just use some sheet metal. Riveting them in wouldn’t be right either, but it would make a floor. Assuming there enough solid material there to attach it to.

crowmolly > gmctavish needs more space 01/30/2017 at 21:53

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Riveting in floor pans is like quarter-assing the job. Not even half assing.

But totally doable. Straight up hardware store steel would work. And then just fiberglass over it if you want.

shop-teacher > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/30/2017 at 22:27

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I mean, at least you could Fred Flinstone it if the brakes fail.

shop-teacher > duurtlang 01/30/2017 at 22:34

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I did the same thing actually. I don’t live near this car, but I do live in the rust belt, and no there are no safety inspections here. Here are a couple trucks I’ve seen recently.

At least these are work vehicles, likely to hurt no one but their driver’s. I get angry whenever I see a kids in the back of a rusted out minivan.

BorkBorkBjork > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/30/2017 at 23:18

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Assuming there enough solid material there to attach it to.

That’s you problem right there. The big thing about this as a LeMons car is safety, and with that much rust I would doubt the integrity of any roll cage installed, as it would likely break free from the car in a hard impact (which is why you should always attach your racing seat and harness to the cage, not the vehicle).

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > shop-teacher 01/31/2017 at 00:10

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My Uncle who lived in north Minneapolis had an S-10 that looked pretty similar to that. He was going to give it to some one when he moved, but a day before he left it was involve in a very low speed accident in stop and go traffic. It curled up like a ball front and back. Thankfully he wasn’t hurt, but that truck was on the road waaaay part it’s time.

shop-teacher > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/31/2017 at 07:09

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That’s the thing that amazes me about driving around in such a rusty vehicle. They fold up like a beer can in an accident. That’s why I get angry whenever I see a family in a minivan with rusted out rocker panels. I didn’t get a picture, but I saw one the other day that I couldn’t believe didn’t collapse under its own weight. I got rid of the Roadmaster because it had a hole in the base of the B-pillar, and I didn’t want my daughter to get hurt.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/02/2017 at 22:22

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I once knew an Oldsmobile just like this one with four doors and the 403. At the time, I thought it was pretty excellent.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > BorkBorkBjork 02/02/2017 at 22:23

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I have visions of a roll cage skittering away and a driver attached to it dope-on-a-rope style...

BorkBorkBjork > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/02/2017 at 22:39

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Less of a chance of it actually breaking free and exiting the car, more like the cage breaks loose and crushes the driver. By attaching yourself to the cage, there’s no chance of you getting between the cage and the car during a hard impact/roll situation.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > BorkBorkBjork 02/02/2017 at 22:55

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THat makes sense.